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neaFandom: Chuck
Pairing: Chuck Bartowski/John Casey
Author:nea
Rating: PG
Author's note: I thankstarsandseas once again, the Chuck to my Morgan.
Warnings: Silly crack, will probably only make sense if you know Firefly
Word count: ~ 900
Disclaimer: Chuck's Casey's and Casey's Chuck's more than he would ever admit.
Title: Chuck vs Casey's ridiculous hotness
"Could you wear something sleeveless? And get a goatie?" Chuck asks him one day at work, suddenly.
"Do I look like a hippie to you?" Casey asks back, raising an eyebrow.
Though the question comes totally out of the blue, he's sure it has something to do with this DVD Chuck's watching recently in the Home Theater room. It can't be anything dangerous or secret, because he's watching it with Grimes, but he still stops everytime Casey enters or just sticks his head through the door. The only thing Casey ever managed to catch a glimpse of was a spaceship, so he knows it's geeky.
But he's curious why Chuck's trying to hide it from him, it's not a secret Chuck Bartowski is a geek after all, so when he has the chance to sneak into the room after Chuck had been there, Casey takes a look at the DVD in the player, sits down and presses PLAY.
***
It's been a surprisingly calm weekend so far. No missions had been scheduled, no emergencies, so Sarah takes her day off and when Chuck knocks at the door to Casey's apartment, he can't wait to spend the rest of the weekend alone with Casey.
"Come in," Casey says, opening the door and Chuck can't help but stare.
"Oh God, Jayne!" He stutters a little, as he enters the apartment, because there isn't a goatie, but everything else is perfect: the boots, the pants, there is even a weapon leaning against the wall in a corner that isn't Vera, but it's close enough and Chuck definitely appreciates the effort.
"Did you expect me to dress like a skirt?" Casey glares at him and that makes him look even more like Jayne.
"Jayne ain't a girl!" Chuck objects, feeling a little dizzy, becauseJayne's Casey's shirt is even more deadly than any weapon. It's sleeveless and tight and brings out the muscles underneath it rather than covering them. And Casey's exposed arms really make him weak in the knees. "Actually, he's like you in a lot of ways..."
"I'm not a merc. That's not patriotic." Casey crosses his arms over his chest and Chuck feels like his brain is going to short-circuit any second.
"Are you okay?" Casey touches his arm and Chuck nods.
"You're very distracting," he admits, making Casey look very pleased with himself and it takes Chuck a moment to think clearly again. "You and Jayne, you're both mean, because you don't want to show how much you care about your team, you're both big damn heroes and you're both ridiculously hot..."
"Ridiculously hot..." Casey repeats amused, still touching him.
"Well, you know, in a sexy way..." Chuck starts, coming closer. "Not in a ridiculous way..."
"But we don't even look alike." Casey points out, because really, they don't.
"Are you kidding? You could be his long lost twin brother!" Chuck goes over to Casey's laptop and googles Jayne Cobb. "See? He's totally you!"
Casey follows him to take a look at it. And to remind Chuck that he can google geeky stuff when he's alone.
"Remotely. It's the clothes," he says, close to Chuck's ear. "And he's just a fictional character, while I'm real..."
"Which makes you even more awesome." Chuck turns around, snaking his arms around Casey's waist.
"Like Captain Awesome?" Casey leans in and click-shuts the laptop screen with one hand without even looking or shutting the system down first. His attention is on Chuck only, his other hand is on Chuck's ribs.
"Not at all!" Chuck shakes his head. "Despite what you just did to your laptop, you are Major Awesome."
Chuck can feel Casey's grin as they kiss and grins back. He knew Casey would like being called Major Awesome.
"I didn't know you watch Firefly..." Chuck mumbles, sliding his palms underneath Casey's shirt.
"I watch what?" Casey deepens the kiss and Chuck forgets about everything else as long as it lasts.
"Did you watch it because I was watching it?" Chuck wants to know between kisses.
"Don't you think I have more important things to do?" Casey tugs at Chuck's clothes as they move slowly towards the bedroom.
"You totally love me, John Casey!" Chuck beams."Oh no no no!" he protests when Casey is about to take off his shirt. The perfect, perfect sleeveless shirt. "Can you leave it on?"
"Whatever." Casey shrugs, nodding, letting Chuck's shirt drop to the floor.
"Can I call you Jayne?" Chuck asks, pulling Casey's pants down. "Just this time?"
"Don't push it, Bartowski." Casey gets out of his boots surprisingly fast and steps out of his pants.
"I'll dress up as whoever you want" Chuck offers, watching as Casey takes off his clothes.
"I prefer you being yourself..." Casey says, closing Chuck's lips with his own before Chuck can say anything more.
Pairing: Chuck Bartowski/John Casey
Author:
neaRating: PG
Author's note: I thank
starsandseas once again, the Chuck to my Morgan.Warnings: Silly crack, will probably only make sense if you know Firefly
Word count: ~ 900
Disclaimer: Chuck's Casey's and Casey's Chuck's more than he would ever admit.
Title: Chuck vs Casey's ridiculous hotness
"Could you wear something sleeveless? And get a goatie?" Chuck asks him one day at work, suddenly.
"Do I look like a hippie to you?" Casey asks back, raising an eyebrow.
Though the question comes totally out of the blue, he's sure it has something to do with this DVD Chuck's watching recently in the Home Theater room. It can't be anything dangerous or secret, because he's watching it with Grimes, but he still stops everytime Casey enters or just sticks his head through the door. The only thing Casey ever managed to catch a glimpse of was a spaceship, so he knows it's geeky.
But he's curious why Chuck's trying to hide it from him, it's not a secret Chuck Bartowski is a geek after all, so when he has the chance to sneak into the room after Chuck had been there, Casey takes a look at the DVD in the player, sits down and presses PLAY.
It's been a surprisingly calm weekend so far. No missions had been scheduled, no emergencies, so Sarah takes her day off and when Chuck knocks at the door to Casey's apartment, he can't wait to spend the rest of the weekend alone with Casey.
"Come in," Casey says, opening the door and Chuck can't help but stare.
"Oh God, Jayne!" He stutters a little, as he enters the apartment, because there isn't a goatie, but everything else is perfect: the boots, the pants, there is even a weapon leaning against the wall in a corner that isn't Vera, but it's close enough and Chuck definitely appreciates the effort.
"Did you expect me to dress like a skirt?" Casey glares at him and that makes him look even more like Jayne.
"Jayne ain't a girl!" Chuck objects, feeling a little dizzy, because
"I'm not a merc. That's not patriotic." Casey crosses his arms over his chest and Chuck feels like his brain is going to short-circuit any second.
"Are you okay?" Casey touches his arm and Chuck nods.
"You're very distracting," he admits, making Casey look very pleased with himself and it takes Chuck a moment to think clearly again. "You and Jayne, you're both mean, because you don't want to show how much you care about your team, you're both big damn heroes and you're both ridiculously hot..."
"Ridiculously hot..." Casey repeats amused, still touching him.
"Well, you know, in a sexy way..." Chuck starts, coming closer. "Not in a ridiculous way..."
"But we don't even look alike." Casey points out, because really, they don't.
"Are you kidding? You could be his long lost twin brother!" Chuck goes over to Casey's laptop and googles Jayne Cobb. "See? He's totally you!"
Casey follows him to take a look at it. And to remind Chuck that he can google geeky stuff when he's alone.
"Remotely. It's the clothes," he says, close to Chuck's ear. "And he's just a fictional character, while I'm real..."
"Which makes you even more awesome." Chuck turns around, snaking his arms around Casey's waist.
"Like Captain Awesome?" Casey leans in and click-shuts the laptop screen with one hand without even looking or shutting the system down first. His attention is on Chuck only, his other hand is on Chuck's ribs.
"Not at all!" Chuck shakes his head. "Despite what you just did to your laptop, you are Major Awesome."
Chuck can feel Casey's grin as they kiss and grins back. He knew Casey would like being called Major Awesome.
"I didn't know you watch Firefly..." Chuck mumbles, sliding his palms underneath Casey's shirt.
"I watch what?" Casey deepens the kiss and Chuck forgets about everything else as long as it lasts.
"Did you watch it because I was watching it?" Chuck wants to know between kisses.
"Don't you think I have more important things to do?" Casey tugs at Chuck's clothes as they move slowly towards the bedroom.
"You totally love me, John Casey!" Chuck beams."Oh no no no!" he protests when Casey is about to take off his shirt. The perfect, perfect sleeveless shirt. "Can you leave it on?"
"Whatever." Casey shrugs, nodding, letting Chuck's shirt drop to the floor.
"Can I call you Jayne?" Chuck asks, pulling Casey's pants down. "Just this time?"
"Don't push it, Bartowski." Casey gets out of his boots surprisingly fast and steps out of his pants.
"I'll dress up as whoever you want" Chuck offers, watching as Casey takes off his clothes.
"I prefer you being yourself..." Casey says, closing Chuck's lips with his own before Chuck can say anything more.
